We got reviews for his acronym restaurant, a show called Ravioli because reasons, a chip called Hot Mustard cause it tastes like that, a movie with Chuck Norris in it, Yelp you-know-where, and Texas Roadhouse in Texas. After that, it's all gravy, baby!

Reviews for miraculous yamakas, several flags coming together over a theme park, soccer balls but solo, a little pizza place called Gaetano's, ravioli, and a McDonalds.

Anyway, you know the drill, wee woo wee woo, reviews for that g-darn Haribo company, Willard Wonka's funny movie, vitamins but FOR HER, Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars!, mainlining yellow mustard, and stupid ass dog in a casino situation.

Yup! Reviews for: 3 Ninjas and the riffs that come with it, Chuck E Cheese (if it's even worth it anymore), hometown pizza with the hometown cheese and the hometown steez, several evenings at a certain other pizza place, Sims 3 but California I kissed a girl and I liked it type beat, and some cafes.

In zonk town, find wonderful reviews for such things as hot hot chicken, cat nip and lizard men, Mexican restaurants, submersible Logitech controllers, a little novella that features no F's, and The Ramones but scawy.

I can tell you that we got some reviews for GIANT giant beach balls, the alma mater, wetting your whistle on some hot sauce, negotiating with cranberries on WebMd, wolf smut, and a bar named Boomerang. Wow!

Reviews for some Kentucky BBQ, tattoo-haver based smut, a diner with a drive-thru, some weird comments from our website, Valorant cards, a casino, and on the best movies of ALL TIME.

Reviews? We got 'em. For cat bells golf balls, Vegas wedding chapels, bad movies, the X-files, and hair removal cream.

Reviews for stuff like Taco Bell, cream to do said lifting, pills weight loss, Nikes, Zelda, Street Fighter but the movie, and umbrellas but a lightsaber.

Reviews this week for some whacky shit gamers, like KICKERBALLS, police departments, Jurassic Park(the new one), and maybe even a strip club.

It's got reviews about pickles from Milwaukee, restaurants in Chicago, fingers in the peanut butter, ginseng in the drinks, and media reviews about amazing spiders, flying nuns and super Italian-Americans. Yeah, listen to it, it's the best advice we got.

We got reviews for brain fuel, silly straws, ballistic back scratchers, FUNKY Hawaiian shirts, mustard, closed mustard shops, and the final chapter in the Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear saga. We're going ape!

Alright, good reviews, cultivated by the boys, featuring such topics as classic cartoons, (unlubricated) sports shoes, old pocket monsters, supple hose-ware, a vegan joint with a bud, and perhaps even, between you and me, a little revisit of some schmugar schmee schmummy schmears. That hurt to type, sugar free gummy bears. There, are you happy? One Hundred And Fif Tee.

Drop in this week for reviews of frog hats, tiger balm, and beef salt (oh my), as well as an enchanted bottle opener and an eye doctor with no pity. A quick round of 5 Star Review, the board game, also makes an appearance. Tasty good!

Reviews for, but not limited to, Street Sharks, nasty biscuits at the Nasty Biscuit, Topper's top Pizza, chainsaws, closed strip clubs, and Ihops with sad managers. Will you survive?

The calm before the nasty is now. The nasty is reviews for carnivals in Las Vegas, lemons that are not so real, tomato sauce (in a can!), some PBS show called Nova, some mobile game called Marvel Snap, coffee shops, and fire made of cardboard. Stay nasty!

CONSUME these reviews about Mortal Kombat via water bottle koozie, copious amounts of minced garlic, balls AND a cup, ol' Normie Macdonald, and a company of noodles.

This episode sucks! It has reviews for ties, springs, music from Cake and Barry White, clothes, smutty novels! That's pretty much all our favorite review topics, but it still sucks!

Still not over the Great Peekaboo-Off of 1974. This week we got brain-rot inducing reviews for children's tablets, Cat in the Hat movie review but make it perverse, a review for an ol' tavern, crappy Minecraft reviews, and then we Zoom off into parts unknown, or at least unseen by the naked eye (when covering said nude eye with one's hand). Party Dot Com!

Great reviews for coffins, Publix, chicken soup, sex help books, “real” cheese, and some bad, bad juice.