Reviews for Sour Strips candy, being bewildered with 'Surf Ninjas', going fast with 'Redline', and 'Falcon: Destiney's Enforcers' by April D Berry.

Reviews for Long John Silvers, your ego and id within a glass elephant statue, gosh darn fruit punch capri sun, Friends and also how we feel about Friends, and wishing physics weren't real on wave boards.

Reviews for City Crisis on the PS2, getting into the dehydration lifestyle with banana chips, waking up and craving at Flying Biscuit Cafe in South Carolina, responsibilities and IMDB's most popular Dexter review, and Sargento's gouda cheese.

Reviews for frozen beef from Nebraska via Amazon, dealing with coupons at a highway-side Burger King, the work horses of the feet: socks, and busting a vacuum.

Reviews for "user-friendly" muriatic acid, the bucket hats in Good Burger (1997), we mainline some honey mustard with a look at Dot's Pretzels, and how not to cook Cacique chorizo.

Reviews for eating pale chicken in boxer briefs, purging the impurities with some of that sticky cleaning goo, avoiding spaghetti and pterodactyls at the Brookfield Zoo, embracing out evolution with Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 on the GBA, and watching Lilo & Stitch(2002) "differently".

Reviews for reasing up your gaming mouse, getting the goons together for the Fisher Price Joker Bot, enjoying fine architecture at the Zao Island Amusement Center, hitting one for the old heads with a visit to Nothing Bundt Cakes, and a really weird movie called 'Big Baby'.

Reviews for becoming a youth pastor with Karate Kid, getting slushed at 7/11, keyboarding maxing with a Steel Series, some crispy Garnier Fructis shampoo, and partaking in rare delights at the Northside Bakery.

Eeviews for khaki shorts at Kohl's return counter, going beyond the pale with Bro Glo sunless tan, giving toddlers "explosive" preworkout, and a wannabe shifter romance novel.

Reviews for an allegedly special ice maker, seeing Batman Villains in reality TV's "Beyond Scared Straight", those fancy electric water guns, going on a thirst-quenching warpath with Liquid Death tea flavors, and a bubble "bazooka".

Reviews for nasty little plastic water bottles, dangerously advancing temporary tattoo technology, throwing bricks at kiddie pools, an ugly and expensive but wonderful Stitch toy, and the dark implications of having a pet pig on a leash.

Reviews for black licorice twizzlers, My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade, a Tony Hawk skateboard, and 'Pitch Black'.

Reviews for Banjo Kazooie AND Banjo Kazooie: Nut and Bolts, a Disney World-esque trip to the Wisconsin Grocery king Woodman's, getting dragged into the darkness by your track meet warmup running parachute, and some divisive workout powder.

Reviews for a Piggly Wiggly in Talladega, bursting bully sticks dog treats, big ol' Tiger Tail massage rollers, a novel called 'Heartwood', sucking up some Taco Johns, and getting nerdy with 'Gachiakuta'.

Reviews for the album Frizzle Fry by the very bassy Primus, Scooby Doo fruit snacks, a Valvoline Instant Oil Change in Tacoma, and those silly Magic Eye books.

Reviews for clover-moss type chlorophyll supplements, saw palmetto extracts to mainline, Downer's Grove South high school, enjoying the soap opera for old men that is American Chopper, and partying with the Kids Next Door.

Reviews for a presence in Steven's Restaurant, the possibilities of english muffins, kind of a review for the Temu app, Fantastic Four comics, and getting wild off turmeric supplements.

Reviews for getting jokey at Dave and Busters, being afraid of ‘Harley Quinn: Fartacular’, ‘Shadowhunters’ on Netflix, and reducing power on the Chevy Malibu.

Reviews for TV mounts, Wild Things Fur hat store, mushroom-shaped epoxy molds, 'Bug Wars', and the Trap Museum.

Reviews for pre-toejammed high heals, protein-infused knock-off pop-tarts, gel-cooled aftermarket gamer headphone earmuffs, and a couple of rateyourmusic reviews featuring The Offspring and Bloodhound Gang.