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What will you hear, though? Reviews about ugly little bananas, a Burger King that will stay in Las Vegas, a Hilton Resort, a bunch of movies, and Connect Four! Where!!! I DON'T SEEE!!!! THERE!!!!!!!!!! DIAGONALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a pork pie you son of a gun! And some reviews for security guards, working at A&W, sitness, sleepy sleepy spray, Flyin' f*ckin' Ryan, and Thomas the Tank Engine's monster. Have another hat!

I'm looking at the notes here and for one of the reviewed items Brent penciled in "Ben Afflect movie" so you got that to look forward to. And, topical stuff, Ant Man in the Big Universe! Big staircase monuments, college students on scooters, restaurants featuring Big Boys, and of course titular sausages. Wow, what an episode! Almost as meaty as so many meaty logs stacked on a plate! Dig in!

The peach is fresh, the peach is free, the peach may be fuzzy! These reviews aren't fresh, free, and are so fuzzy. We're talkin' Jessica Simpson pants, we're talkin' granny panties, we're talkin' fudge cookies, we're talkin' Hey Soul Sister, we're talkin' Over the Hedge, all reviews all the time baby 103 XM the REVIEW.

Sometimes fate grabs you by the balls. Sometimes reviews grab you by the funnies, like these reviews for things like Honey Nut Cheerios, mouse books, orc smut, emoji movies, and Hedgehog soundtracks. Face your destiny, listen to this episode.

Listening to this episode, however, is not preventable. It's got reviews about apples, Chris Farley movies, tasers, museums, and shitty costumes. Things do get side-scrolly, be warned (you do not have an option, you must listen).

Tangy BBQ. Sweet and sour. Honey mustard. Hot Mustard. Ranch. Spicy Buffalo. Szechuan. And reviews for fire insurance, exotic dance clubs, and movies about guns and dying and cool stuff, allegedly. Sweet chili.

Air raid sirens ring through the streets of the internet. Bombs dropping? Trolls trolling? Elon Musk said something stupid again? No, these are butt sirens; this dude's butts out! Quick, read these reviews for Ugly Garfield, sushi in San Fran, little (but giga) air pumps, and Gundam.

TAKE NO PRISONERS! THIS WEEK WE GOT REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE NAMED RACHEL, RED BULL, GARFIELD, SEAL TEAM BOOKS, COOL SHIT LIKE THAT! PUT UP YOUR DUKES CAUSE THIS IS ATTACK MODE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The boys get up to no good this week, shedding manly tears over reviews about Queen albums, barbecue recipe books, Goober peanut butter and jelly mix-em-up magoos, New Years but a movie, and a concrete.

Today's topics include martinis, bottles of sparkly, processed jelly, uncomfortable undertones, being quirky, Animorphs, consciousness, an energetic pull, ultimate sportsmanship, and ham.

Today’s topics include sexy Animorphs, slightly longer than normal shorts, the book world, prison stuff, frosty mugs that carry root beer, the spirit of the stairway, a plane beyond five stars, piles of fries, Video Gold Mine, modern trolling and hatred, how we do it, and fictional human interactions.

Today’s topics include always being outside with a banana and a stick, definitely garbage, How-To guides, the slaps of the keys, the face of a strangler, fish bowl drinks, Bocelli, having fun, The Review Game, Thanos’ nipples, and blocks of paint.

Today’s topics include pillars of salt, edible puddy, the intersection of crackers and cheese, the four slivers of a man’s heart, bungalows, popsicles, The Fourth Pleasure, the Peterman Catalog, and hot steamy dragon time.

Today's topics include holding up the moon that is society, ground-penetrating radar, little Mt. Rushmore, time, chaos, jokes, anti-gravity yoga pants, Nicole 666, putting the baja on blast, and baby daddies.

Today's topics include balls you can throw, ruckus, cabinet creeping, seedy demons, Stair Boy, The Hoboken chicken Emergency, not enjoying Fraser, and Quirky neighbors.

Today’s topics include Timmy OJ, candy shrapnel, peppermint porcupines, Army boy swagger, being cool and casual, getting decently drunk, dirty filthy swamp music, Elon Musk and the blue check mark, Kwik Trip trips, and little butt cheeks.

Today's topics include rainbow vomit, fridge, engines and ingots, cinnamon buns, hot-sick Christmas, pudding, yelling "Bumblebee!", beers, Snapchat, creamy clam chowder, and the memories of a bottle.

Today's topics include the Mona Lisa, tongues in cheeks, pajama pants problems, the children, transcending the human form, riptide, raiding the woof, Frankenstein (again!) and the value of human life.

Today's topics include stupid beads, lent, hobby lobbyist, Hell, whippin', bike type dudes, off-hours pumpkin patch, dinosaur shows, being a ham guy, a different drummer, P-spicers, a sneaky little sausage, and going paperless.