Today's topics include: grudge ghosts, doubling down, professional review enjoying, Arnold's ass, jitterbug phones and stretchy pants, bags of sand in boiling water, the quesadilla window, the full bowling shirt treatment, screaming cheeks, dorm room futons, The Oregon Trail, russets, lies, and every liquid I excrete.

Today’s topics include empty promises, double sealing, Casper’s uncles, Freaky Friday farts, polite paleontologists, “Wow Earners”, and not your typical Wienermobile driver.

Today’s topics include little unicycle monkeys, the undeniable birdshit factor, Wrigley gum, night sweats (on purpose), the taste of anger, greek yogurt, bananas and pizza slices, bulbous children, and Fountain Picture Party Dot Com.

Today’s topics include Thor’s weapons guy, scrap metal and barbed wire, Turkish barbers, X-ray juice, mushroom stink mix, Tenacious Deacons, Enya, LED room lights, DJ Actual Baby, fine dining, and sabrage.

Today's topics include: X-files Christmas Shopping, Alien Jeff Bezo's Cowboy Hat, brain slugs, all that Keanu stuff, method podcasting, lip balm, Google glasses, lobsters, a decent mousepad, and mowing the lawn.

Today’s topics include Bob Newhart, fishnet business, sassy girls, launching yourself to Hell, Mad Cats, ziplock bags of guac, toddlers, and screams of vengeance.

Today topics include hatchets, jello, the unlimited applications of pog slammers, getting hit on vicariously, being discreet with your juices, turkey basters, John Cusack, and raw, solid water.

Today's topics include possible feral basement children, a lack of botany, The Grinch, imagination, a whole bucket seat, growling, vegan donuts, and Bullet Train Land.

Today’s topics include 0 carb turkey jerky, mafia feet, ointment, a bandolier of turkey drumsticks, extra thin tomatoes, onion air, wizardly antics, gaslighting total strangers, The Master of Disguise, and the Mayflower Police.

Today’s topics include a topological goober, Calgary, getting names of NHL teams wrong, rad incarnate, walking around like Robocop, white gumballs, Mona Lisa for the Nintendo 3DS, Paris Syndrome, little dope fiends on monkey bars, the banana slicer, Harold and the Purple Crayon, and crocodile death-rolls.

Today's topics include stomping things, good bridges, "hotdoggin'", radiating positive energy, ball handling, Buffalo Wild Wings, robots, burger octagons, Brent's freshman year roommate, Dick Shooter valley, flubber, and pooh bear.

Today's topics include Miami Sound Machine, mediocrity, various kinds of deer calls, grunting, cleaving power, being a human pretzel, the corn pit, MacKenzie Bezos, Professor X's floating bobsled, a little boy in a big shirt, and emu.

Today’s topics include Tupperware coffins, milky cream, vegetable crispers, centipedes, aliens, sriracha, Dead by Daylight, doing zombie stuff with my friends, and swamping it up.

Today’s topics include a go-go extend-o rake, revving up, Bloodborne, getting serious like when Ash puts his hat backwards, going through a lot of duct tape, kind of being in an abyss, cow dental details, speed and power, canned studio laughter on tape, grandma’s cookies, Pocari Sweat, and being kind’a woke (right?).

Today's topics include a digital exorcist, Crazy Bones, herbaceous spices and meaty meats, dick simmerin', a gaydar you can rent, corduroy pants, Nosferatu, a big ol' head, and dad jokes that induce mind decay.

Today's topics include the Backstreet Boy's natural habitat, boyish sin surging forth, Pixar's Coco, Alaskan hockey moms, high cost of living (because of the vampires), intended puns, Foo Fighters Half Time Show, ampersands, fried onions, skull shaped poison gas cloud, Dairy Queen blizzards, fruit shoot, British mould.

Today's topics include that green can, tonic, when the petting zoo goes wrong, a festival hero, Buzz Lightyear, dinos getting blasted by meteors, sriracha (it's no big deal!), dangerous raw material: ketchup, a little assortment of ha-ha's, katanas, and the bird-muda triangle.

Today's topics include stretchy implications, woe, Machop, Machoke, and Machamp, spam spaghetti, this fuckin' snob, Terminator 2 pinball machines, the tooth of the dog, boomerang-ing, being weak in the cheeks, sudoku, EXP bars, and Austria.

Today’s topics include free-spirited shopping at Spirit Halloween, costume wigs, real trench coats, Gulliver’s Travels, a 1995 film staring Antonio Banderas, bird hair, Little Tom, caterpillar cocoon DNA goo, blood doping, that sick Colorado O-positive, “I’m Tokyo bitches!”, and looking like you smell like pee.

Today's topics include chili dog flavored energy drinks (yes I'm serious) and the origins of Dark Matt, little mantras, freshman dorm floor programs, where to hide your fire extinguishers, the room in the basement where all the shit goes, a child's new leather jacker, blue cheese, and Menards After Dark.