Okay, before we even get to any content, you need to know that the trailer alone included the line “if it hasn’t happened to you yet, it may,” which- fair? BUT, also included a full-on true crime-esque negative image:

You just KNOW this thing is gonna be wild after seeing that!

Well. I’m here to tell you: I still need to watch it. Then I’ll finish this blog. Can’t review it if I haven’t given it a fair shake, after all. Be back in a few!