Augustus a couple Klondike bars and a zombie bite away from looking like a Left 4 Dead elite enemy for real!

Reviews! Wow! A bad bad batch of Hubba Bubba, a "goal weight" wrestling singlet, Mr. Clean's Functional Disintegration Pads, the CLASSIC horse mask (we're talking Me, You, and Meme Reviews PEOPLE!), getting pissed off at Costco in a far-away land , and death by cheeto dust. Tantalizing, I know.